This is a deee-lightful, hits-the-nail-on-the-head joke book. For instance:

* “The future will soon be a thing of the past.” George Carlin

* “You know you’re old when you see the movie Jurassic Park and it brings back fond childhood memories.”

* “The older I get, the better I used to be!”  Lee Trevino

* “Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” Benjamin Franklin

* “Old age is 15 years older than I am.”  Oliver Wendell Holmes

* “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”  Kurt Vonnegut

* “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”  Robert Frost

* “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” Bob Hope

* Some people will never be too old to learn new ways of being stupid.  Unkown

* “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” Charles Schulz

* “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”  Woody Allen

* “If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.”  James A Garfield